So.....blog and ting

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:00:48 -0400

c0gnitive-dissonance: neshiashaketra: This post makes me feel...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:00:07 -0400

c0gnitive-dissonance:

neshiashaketra:

This post makes me feel so much better :)

cheeeeeeze

moshimoshisburb: sanityimpaired1214: do u ever just lose ur mouse icon thing and like until u...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:51:28 -0400

moshimoshisburb:

sanityimpaired1214:

do u ever just lose ur mouse icon thing and like

until u see it move

this is the most accurate description ever

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook: every gamer on earth just went…

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:00:29 -0400

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

every gamer on earth just went…

naomi-heulwen: twasbrillig: clinicallydepressedpug: fascistoct...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:45:17 -0400

naomi-heulwen:

twasbrillig:

clinicallydepressedpug:

fascistoctopus:

ihavealotoffeelings:

tleed:

twistedsoup:

merfology:

thecuteoftheday:

turtle cosies

(via http://imgur.com/gallery/t5SmU)

brilliant! Must get one for my sister’s turtle.

Now I know what my next project is!

TURTLE.

COSIES.

OMG.

TURTLE COSIES.

Speechless.

random acts of knitting

FAO Naomi.

This is super frickin’ cute and I want to make a thousand of them but OMG YOU GUYS. THOSE ARE TORTOISES. TORTOISES.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 13:43:42 -0400

stay-in-the-fking-house-carl: jawslightning: the best tumblr...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:43:36 -0400

stay-in-the-fking-house-carl:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

OH MY GOD

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 19:54:39 -0400

fenrir-shaka:

fxckyeeaahh:

lokinatasha:

nolifeonafridaynight:

IT SHAKES WHEN YOU DO ALT+CLICK TO REBLOG NOW.

IT. SHAKES.

LIKE A VOLCANO READY TO ERUPT.

LIKE PIKACHU PREPARING TO ATTACK.

LIKE A SMALL CHILD GETTING A SHIVER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

IT JUMPS OUT OF MY SCREEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

None of this has ever worked for me…..

it just doesn’t work.

g-uccinigga: This, ladies and gents, is how you handle anon...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:53:33 -0400

g-uccinigga:

This, ladies and gents, is how you handle anon hate. I will screenshot what the mom says if she replies

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:53:00 -0400

hetaculture: ask-cosplay-lovina: romanorgasm: seborgasm: would-your-panties-drop-if-i: tangoingw...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:52:34 -0400

hetaculture:

ask-cosplay-lovina:

romanorgasm:

seborgasm:

would-your-panties-drop-if-i:

tangoingwithmango:

thisrealityhere:

gingerrlocks:

riflesandroadhouses:

joshfransexyy:

butthurtbandboys:

australia gets christmas before america

but american gets freedom before everyone

but canada gets maple syrup before everyone

but hungarians open gifts on the 24th

but freedom

kangaroos

REINDEERS

eight fucking days of presents

gets paid for going to school.

pasta

Did we just witness a World Meeting?

How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:52:12 -0400

bakerstreetsdoctor:

aliciasw0nderland:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

reblogging for future references

YES

lolsofunny: holiestshit: disneyprincest: i can’t decide if...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:50:26 -0400

lolsofunny:

holiestshit:

disneyprincest:

i can’t decide if this is beautiful or disgusting

beautiful. No question

(lol here!)

cookingchannel: It’s called a “Sushirrito” — sushi the size of...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:48:59 -0400

cookingchannel:

It’s called a “Sushirrito” — sushi the size of a burrito.

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:48:32 -0400

pleatedjeans: 21 Panoramic Photos That Went Horribly Wrong

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:45:41 -0400

pleatedjeans:

21 Panoramic Photos That Went Horribly Wrong

Text tricks.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:44:49 -0400

Text tricks.:

elanorpam:

torridgristle:
lillianjessica:

razzledazzy:

the—medium:

makes words go like thi^{ii^{ii^s.}}

makes them do thi_{ii_{ii_s.}}

makes words go little. The more you have the smaller the word.

Same thing applies with .

makes underlines.

Go here for ＦｕｌｌＷｉｄｔｈ.

̛̰̖̲̰͑ͨ͒̌͑̍̿̈͘Z̨̜̲̥̯̮̭͍̳ͧͣ͋̊̋͗Ȁ̪̼̠͎͒ͨ́̚͘͢͞L̸͉̬̻͌̒͑̊̽͡Ğ̝̮̝̗̲ͧ͝Ȍ͍̪̪̖͕̟͈̝̰̆͋̾̀ is found here.

Go here if you want some uʍop əpısdn.

_______

Of course these are just basic things. You can also look at the HTML button for the codes if youre not up for searching through Google for them.

The button is here:

you betray the secrets of the trade

for those who never learned

makes your text monospaced,
puts your text in a grey box More unicode text is available with these tools. This tool provides you with characters that match what you draw. This tool lets you draw in monospace ASCII which you can then put in on Tumblr. This tool makes big-ass letters with text. Everything but the AOL fonts require monospace ().
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



g2gfast:

omfg my aunts cat tried eating a wasp and got stungits...
Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:43:17 -0400


g2gfast:

omfg my aunts cat tried eating a wasp and got stungits so sad but im laughing so hard 



How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:48:19 -0400
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man: I never filled out an application.

Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee: Well, but that doesn't-

Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man: Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.

Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man: Fuck you, slut.


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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:16:09 -0400

So.....blog and ting

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c0gnitive-dissonance: neshiashaketra: This post makes me feel...

moshimoshisburb: sanityimpaired1214: do u ever just lose ur mouse icon thing and like until u...

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook: every gamer on earth just went…

naomi-heulwen: twasbrillig: clinicallydepressedpug: fascistoct...

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stay-in-the-fking-house-carl: jawslightning: the best tumblr...

OH MY GOD

g-uccinigga: This, ladies and gents, is how you handle anon...

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hetaculture: ask-cosplay-lovina: romanorgasm: seborgasm: would-your-panties-drop-if-i: tangoingw...

How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

lolsofunny: holiestshit: disneyprincest: i can’t decide if...

cookingchannel: It’s called a “Sushirrito” — sushi the size of...

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pleatedjeans: 21 Panoramic Photos That Went Horribly Wrong

Text tricks.

g2gfast: omfg my aunts cat tried eating a wasp and got stungits...

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

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